Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
Chuck Norris can over-write a locked variable.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he ca...
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit ...
Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
Chuck Norris can write to an output stream.
Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code.
Chuck Norris never has to build his program to ...
Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run.
Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.
Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an account.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just l...
How many Chuck Norris require to screw a light bulb?
How many Chuck Norris require to screw a light ...
Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
Chuck Norris causes the Windows Blue Screen of ...
Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.
Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abst...
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* ...
Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.
Only Chuck Norris shuts down websites without d...
Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides ...
Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris already went to Moon and Mars, tha...
Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning.
Once a police officer caught Chuck Norris, the ...
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck Norris' shooting practice.
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Chuck ...
Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn'...
There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar, because no one can fool him.
There is no April 1st in Chuck Norris' calendar...
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.