With Chuck Norris P = NP.
With Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondetermi...
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.
Chuck Norris can win in a game of Russian roule...
Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
Chuck Norris can retrieve anything from /dev/null.
No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norr...
No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck N...
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAN...
Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
Chuck Norris can dereference NULL.
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.
A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is ...
The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien cont...
Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads...
Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.
Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test ca...
Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes t...
Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level.
Chuck Norris's log statements are always at the...
Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Ki...
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.
When Chuck Norris break the build, you can't fi...
Chuck Norris types with one finger.
Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points i...
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Tes...
If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.
If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, ...
Chuck Norris's brain waves are suspected to be harmful to cell phones.
Chuck Norris's brain waves are suspected to be ...
Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more features.
Product Owners never ask Chuck Norris for more ...
Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.
Product Owners never argue with Chuck Norris af...
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.