Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.
Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes...
Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.
Chuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exception...
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.
If Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs...
Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.
Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.
Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
Chuck Norris' programs never exit, they terminate.
Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programm...
Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
Chuck Norris protocol design method has no stat...
Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even ...
Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.
Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete be...
Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.
Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime.
Chuck Norris can install iTunes without install...
Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one l...
Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has an implicit "COMMIT" in its end.
Every SQL statement that Chuck Norris codes has...
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast.
Chuck Norris does not need to type-cast. The Ch...
Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes ...
Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a c...
Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a fl...
Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
Chuck Norris solved the halting problem.
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in...