Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris facts / jokes are satirical factoids about American martial artist and actor Chuck Norris that have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The 'facts' are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. Enjoy our large collection of Chuck Norris Jokes right here!
Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.
Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.
Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
Chuck Norris can unit test entire applications ...
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies...
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key...
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous.
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get t...
Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by lo...
To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerab...
Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types &...
Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just s...
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.
Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern.
Chuck Norris does not need to know about class ...
The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple.
Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Appl...
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster ups...
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time.
Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman pro...
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.
Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applicati...
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because p...
Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection...
There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, ...