Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

What was so good about he neurotic doll the gir...

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas.

Once upon a time there was a little girl who wa...

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie...

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

What's the most popular wine at Christmas? I do...

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Who brings the Christmas presents to police sta...

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembr...

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ...

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Hal...

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

What is the difference between Father Christmas...

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?

What is the difference between Father Christmas...

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-epha...

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Who do elephants get their christmas presents f...

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home...

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?...

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?...

What's your dad getting for Christmas?

What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and...

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

What would you get if you crossed Halloween wit...

Three friends were stranded on a desert island.

Three friends were stranded on a desert island....

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? A...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

What do angry rodents send each other at Christ...