Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? F...

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas P...

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas...

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Chri...

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping.

My problem is that I keep stealing things when ...

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small.

I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But ...

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They'...

Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gno...

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainme...

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my f...

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christm...

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christm...

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas.

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. H...

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean...

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas son...

A football supporter's favourite Christmas song?

A football supporter's favourite Christmas song...

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?

A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce w...

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa ...