Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? E...

'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls on...

'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls on...

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you...

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me...

What's Christmas called in England ?

What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Brita...

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungl...

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christm...

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. ...

What does Father Christmas call his money ?

What does Father Christmas call his money ? Ice...

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test.

I remember when Father Christmas first passed h...

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father ...

Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!

Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go o...

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Fa...

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ...

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A ...

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas.

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us orang...

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's...

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I th...

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? M...

ELF NO.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on ...

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fle...

Who sings Love me tender, and makes Christmas toys?

Who sings Love me tender, and makes Christmas t...

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Ch...