Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

What happens to you at Christmas ?

What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The bes...

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas w...

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competitio...

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?...

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Becaus...

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a ...

What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?

What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? ...

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Bec...

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you ca...

Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey -...

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas ca...

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christm...

Did you hear about the stupid turkey?

Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was lo...

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? A f...

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet!

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn'...

What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof?

What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' ...

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a crick...

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?

What does Father Christmas call that reindeer w...

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?...

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he ge...

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney o...

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ...

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas par...

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? ...