Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Ch...

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

What did the strawberry say on December 25th? B...

Q: What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Q: What did the ghost say on December 25th? A: ...

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

What did the ghost say on December 25th? Scary ...

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPL...

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween an...

On Christmas morning two children are opening their presents.

On Christmas morning two children are opening t...

Your last name stays put.

Your last name stays put. The garage is all you...

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas?

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism sur...

What will fall on the lawn first?

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn lea...

It was a few days before Christmas.

It was a few days before Christmas. The trip we...

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude...

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christ...

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christ...

Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas

Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her ...

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father ...

Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Teacher: Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?...

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bell...

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? The...

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?

What did the bald man say when he got a comb fo...

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Ch...

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?...