Backseat Driver My wife and I get along just great, except that she's a backseat driver second to none. After years of putting up with her pestering, I finally decided I'd had enough and advised her that I would no longer drive with her in the car. Later that day, on my way home from doing some Christmas shopping at the mall, I heard my cell phone ring as I was merging onto a freeway. It was my wife calling. By chance, she had entered the freeway right behind me. Honey, she said, your turn signal is still on. And put on your lights; it's starting to rain.
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