Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

The neighbors started a petition


The neighbors started a petition over your Chr...

Bill Gates and GMC


Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft and GMC i...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Why did the little girl change her mind abo...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas...

A Christmas poem


The stockings are hung on the chimneyAnd the p...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments ...

Early shopping trip.


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry ...

Ways to confuse Santa Claus


1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a sa...

Twas the Night Before Christmas...


'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Ve...

Santa!

Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
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Teachers Present

The day before Christmas break, a few kindergar...

Perfection

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect w...

Three Gifts

Three sons left home, went out on their own and...

More Mistakes in Publication

More mistakes in publication,

-Sheer stockin...

Barbie

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it'...

5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a ...

Poor Christmas

Yo' mama so poor, all she got you for Christmas...

10 Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! Now there's a gift!

9. Well, well,...

The Christmas Parrot

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran int...

Why Indeed

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why...

Christmas Gifts

There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cr...

Darth Vader

Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker...

Cheese Grater

Q. What did Stevie Wonder say about the cheese ...

Becoming a Real Man

That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too,...

Christmas Time

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas...