Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Some new FAA inspections


With the number of airline disasters lately, t...

Santa


one day a kid wrote to Santa. It read "dear Sa...

The difference 1


Whats the difference between Christmas and ter...

Christmas Poem


Roses are reddishViolets are bluishIf it wasn'...

Santa Throws Tantrum, Starts Tradition


Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Olive?A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other r...

Santa


As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, San...

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged...


Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Chall...

Santa and the FAA


Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular vis...

A Christmas Present


Once upon a time there was a little girl who w...

Christmas Carol Parrot


One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran in...

Why men are so cool


- You know stuff about tanks.- A five-day vaca...

Least Popular Christmas Carols


(as sung by the Late Show Carolers) As present...

You might be a redneck if... Chrisman


You might be a redneck if... Chrisman
You've ...

Roles in the Christmas Play


Two daughters had been given parts in a Christ...

The perfect couple.


Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect ...

Why do Mexicans always have


Why do Mexicans always have tamales for Christ...

You're a redneck ... you stand under the


You're a redneck if....
You stand under the m...

Puns (Will you ever forgive me?)


(or will I ever forgive myself?)They say that ...

The Twelve Bugs of Christmas


For the first bug of Christmas, my manager sai...

If this company ran Christmas...


If Sony ran Christmas...Their Personal Xmas-in...

Spirit of giving


The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink ...

Question and answer Christmas joke


Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer n...

Money


Q: There are four people in a room. Father Chr...

You're a redneck ... redman sends you a


You're a redneck if.... Redman sends you a Chr...