Top Ten Reasons for being Indian


1. Large choice of languages


2. Fleshy actresses


3. Taj Mahal


4. Chicken Tikka Massala


5. Can model volatility and money at risk in 7 computer languages


6. Can communicate chiefly with head movements


7. A Patel is never lonely in the phone book


8. Kapil Dev


9. Keep saying "please" meaning it


10. 6 spicy papadums, pickles and a Kingfisher

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