1. Large choice of languages
2. Fleshy actresses
3. Taj Mahal
4. Chicken Tikka Massala
5. Can model volatility and money at risk in 7 computer languages
6. Can communicate chiefly with head movements
7. A Patel is never lonely in the phone book
8. Kapil Dev
9. Keep saying "please" meaning it
10. 6 spicy papadums, pickles and a Kingfisher
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