Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Telemarketer Revenge


1. If they want to loan you money, tell them y...

No, you should eat your fingers separately

Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with...

When your wife walks in


When your wife walks in front of you it looks ...

The chicken.


Why did the chicken cross the playground?


T...

Chicken & the Egg


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg...

Gone With The Schwinn


What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in c...

The following are only learned from college


71. You meet the type of people you only thoug...

Why did the chicken cross the road


because it wanted to get to the otherside!

Gum Crossing

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Becau...

Ice cream flavor galore


A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on M...

Stupid Jokes


1. What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Results of damage testing


It seems the US Federal Aviation Administratio...

A Trip to the Meat Market


A meat counter clerk, who had had a particular...

How a man can tell if a woman has PMS


She stops reading Glamour and starts reading G...

Dealing with Telemarketers


1. If they want to loan you money, tell them y...

Jack Schitt


Many people are at a loss for a response when ...

Chicken crossin the road


why the chicken cross the road?
- he wanted t...

Redneck quickies 32


You might be a redneck if...


Your clawfoot b...

Classified Funny Ads


�Include your children when baking cookies!


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Rocket Science


Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built ...

Chicken jokes


Q: Why did the chicken not walk on the thorn?
...

Chicken Dinner


Farmer and his young bride lived out in the co...

Real knee slapper


head... ha ha ha, leg... ha ha ha, toe, liver...

Jokes of science 03


Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To...