A farmer was watching his cattle grazing on a breezy day...
...when a gust of wind swept over the pasture a...
Cattle Jokes
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokanoff.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Two brothers inherit a cattle ranch...
their widowed mother asks them to take over and...
Did it hurt...
...when you fell from the cattle train?
Say friends, why is it tough to play poker with cattle farmers?
They're always raising the steaks!
Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?
Because the steaks were too high!
Umgawala!
The British came to America wanting to colonize...
I have so much pubic hair
I can start a cattle ranch
My cattle ate my entire pot field.
The steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokin-off!
I once knew two ranchers named Jim....
They had a thousand cattle between them.
One n...
The most heinous crime--against both Man and Nature--would be to plant dynamite inside cattle
That, my friends, would be a-bomb-in-a-bull...
For my teacher who used to tell this one....
Two traveling salesmen were riding together acr...
I recently co-authored a book on personal branding
"A Guide to Personal Branding: tagging, tattooi...
Oom Galla Galla
So the Congressman was up for re-election, and ...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
Can't remember this joke 100% about a farmer counting his cows.
It has something to do with counting the heads ...
Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit.
Its the first heard shot 'round the world.
A cattle farmer had three sons...
Mark, Jakob, and David.
Mark and Jakob weren't...
A City Girl
A city girl driving through the country stop to...