Signs You Know Your Accountant Is Nuts!
·In several places on your tax forms, he's wri...
Cattle Jokes
A man is shopping for cattle in 1886...
He finally settles on a perfect Black Angus bul...
My dad just told me that in some cultures, they trade women for cattle.
At first I was a bit concerned, but then I real...
Blonde Joke
An old visually impaired cattle rustler meander...
Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Scottish jokes [jokes by Scottish people about themselves - not racist jokes]
These are two separate jokes, which is why the ...
Where do religious cattle go to eat?
Out to pastor.
How do you count a herd of cattle?
How do you count a herd of cattle?
Q: How do y...
Why are the steaks so high?
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and...
Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field?
The pot was calling the cattle back
Colorado ranch bankrupt after 700 cattle vandalized
Over 700 cattle have had their tails barbarical...
A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing.
The steaks were really high.
Donald Trump....
-A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on t...
Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?
Because the steaks were too high...
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokenoff
The obligatory "cattle guard" joke for the next president
Stolen from [Snopes](http://www.snopes.com/poli...
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East .
Two million Muslims die and over a million are ...
Communist rally
In Cuba the communist leaders decide to have a ...
TIL of an odd political problem in Colorado.
Cattle has long been the number one agricultura...
A man and his wife are sleeping in bed...
His wife heard some coyotes outside. This being...
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.