A farmer was watching his cattle grazing on a breezy day...

...when a gust of wind swept over the pasture and blew all the cows over. But the farmer noticed that the bulls stayed standing. When the wind died down the cows got back up and began grazing with the bulls again.

Minutes later, another gust of wind blew across the pasture knocking all the cows over, as the bulls on chowed away on their feet. The farmer scratched his head in bewilderment over his cattle's peculiar behavior.

After happening a few more times, the Farmer finally goes up to a bull and asks, "I don't get it. How come when the wind blows all the cows blow over and you guys just stand there like nothing happened?"

The bull answers, "Because, we bulls wobble, but we don't fall down!"

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