So the Congressman was up for re-election, and on his campaign tour, he stopped at a Native American Reservation for a speech and meet and greet. He started into his speech as usual, and was elated at the response he got from the crowd.
"I'll lower taxes and create jobs!"
"Oom Galla Galla!" came the loud, unifying response from the crowd.
"A vote for me means your voice will be heard on Capitol Hill"
"Oom Galla Galla, Oom Galla Galla" chanted the crowd, louder than before.
And so it went throughout his speech, with every promise made being replied with "Oom Galla Galla!".
Heartened, he exits the stage, after shaking hands and kissing babies, he has a visit with the Tribe's Elder. They walk around the Elder's farm, sharing pleasantries and such, when he spies a field full of cattle.
"You know," says the Congressman, "I was raised on a cattle ranch, and those are some mighty fine looking bulls you have out there, would you mind if I hopped the fence and took a closer look at them?".
"Sure, go ahead." replies the Elder, "But those look like expensive shoes, be careful you don't get any Oom Galla Galla on them.".
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