What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokenoff!
Cattle Jokes
A cattle rancher thought he had 196 cows...
...but when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Two cows and a cat were going on a trip.
Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat?
Cow B:...
Patient just told me a joke yesterday
When you are driving though the field in Texas,...
So there is a First class only Indian Airline.
Their motto is "We will treat you passengers li...
A big earthquake hits the Middle East...
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on th...
A man takes his wife to the cattle show.
A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They s...
A man takes his wife to the cattle show.
A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They s...
An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains.
An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky ...
Communicating with Cattle by I.
Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for...
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants...
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? ...
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle bat...
What happened to the lost cattle?
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody's herd.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
What do you call a group of cattle sent into or...
Is there big money in the cattle business?
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I...
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humo...
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling.
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were a...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation...
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation...
Cool Cows
During a summer ranch tour we were hosting for ...