Signs You Know Your Accountant Is Nuts!

·In several places on your tax forms, he's written, "Give or take a million
dollars."
·Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures.
·You notice that his "calculator" is just a broken VCR remote.
·Insists that there's no such number as four.
·He laughed at the Bob Dole background check.
·Counts family of squirrels living in your yard as dependents.
·Advises you to save postage by filing your taxes telepathically.
·Instead of C.P.A. license, he's got a framed photo of a shirtless Alex Trebek.
·Demands that you call him the "Una-Countant."
·He's got a 1040 Form tattooed on his arm.

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