Cattle Jokes

Cattle Jokes

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

Farmers Courting


Young Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

Coyboy In Church


One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he en...

Cattle Ranching Pun


A cattle rancher was dying, and had to divide ...

Only Down South


YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...

Gems of Wisdom


The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...

Nothing to cheer about


A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacatio...

Something everyone


Here's something everyone should probably know...

You might be a Redneck if..


You have hot flashes at a cattle auction.

And the angel of the


And the angel of the Lord said unto the shephe...

Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers


A New York family bought a ranch out West wher...

A bunch of One Liners


Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't...

Good ranchers


Why don't blondes make good cattle ranchers?
...

PREACHER AND THE COWBOY


One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he en...

Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?


Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:...

A Texan farmer goes...


A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacatio...

Farm visit


The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of ...

Alien Ships & Al Gore


On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship w...

Politically Correct Terms


New Official Politically Correct Terms for the...

Because they can't even keep two calves together!


Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:...

Cowboys


Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhous...

Signs Your Accountant is Nuts


�In several places on your tax forms, he's wri...

Bigger in Texas


A proud Texan farmer goes to Australia for a v...

For Sale: Parachute. Only used


For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never ope...

Aliens


On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship w...