New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90's
OLD---------------NEW
conservative--reactionary
the establishment--white power elite
hearing person--temporarily aurally abled
sighted person--temporarily visually abled
blind--visually challenged
mute--vocally challenged
deaf--aurally challenged
dead--metabolically different
alive--temporarily metabolically abled
ugly--aesthetically challenged
fat--gravitationally challenged
heavy-set--people of mass
rude--politically correct
psychopath--socially misaligned
crooked--ethically challenged
klutzy--kinesthetically challenged
bald--follicularly challenged
short--differently statured
non-white, non-male oppressed--white melanin impoverished / genetically oppressive
white male--oppressor
black--african-american
asian--asian-american
afro-american--african-american
minority group--numerically challenged group; under-represented population
black--person of color
Chicano--person of color
weird green freak--person of color
female--person of gender
drooling drunk idiot--person on floor
group of blacks--Under-Represented population of persons of color
Group of Whites--L.A.P.D.
woman--womyn
women--wymin
girl--pre-womyn
man--oppressor
boy--oppressor-to-be
pregnancy--parasitic oppression
janitor--sanitation engineer
disabled car-mechanically challenged car
dish washer--utensil sanitizer
dairy--where cows are raped
ranch--where cattle are murdered
egg ranch--where hens are raped
biology department--where animals are tortured and then murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies of white male scientist lackeys of theimperialist drug companies
fishing--raping the oceans
farming-- exploiting mother earth
nhl hockey--uniformed fascists vying for superiority
paper bag-- processed tree carcass
Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe. Here is a partial list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject to change without notice).
old 80's/90's
deaf/hearing impaired/aurally challenged
blind /sight impaired/visually challenged
retarded/mentally handicapped/mentally challenged
queer/gay/homosexual/queer (strange but true)
fat/big boned/alternative body image
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