A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner ...
Cat Jokes
What is a Cat?
What is a Cat? Cats do what they want. They rar...
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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. N...
It's out!
It's out! Brand new edition of... You know you'...
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Two robins were sitting in a tree. I'm really h...
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 i...
What has more lives than a cat?
What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it cr...
Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
Your accountants letter of resignation is postm...
What does a cat say when he likes something?
What does a cat say when he likes something? It...
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Becau...
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
Two robins were sitting in a tree. I'm really h...
Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy!
Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk...
Kitty's Heaven St Peter is receptionist at the entrance of Heaven.
Kitty's Heaven St Peter is receptionist at the ...
You know you’re in IT if...
You know you’re in IT if... ...you paid $6000 f...
A woman took her dog to the vet.
A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, I th...
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog --...
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Q: What does a cat sleep on?
Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow.
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven.
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter...
Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
Punch Lines Where does a cat go when it loses i...
A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven.
A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven. S...
Q: What do you feed an invisible cat?
Q: What do you feed an invisible cat? A: Evapor...
Cinderella is now 95 years old.
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfill...
Hillary Clinton is out jogging.
Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a yo...
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of ...