Mo' Engineer vs Zen master

**One**

Engineer: My heart is filled with depression

Zen master: Young man, your depression is trivial like a single line on a paper, there are still a lot of space you can fill the paper with.

The engineer drew a Peano curve.

**Two**

Engineer: Master, they say I am too edgy

Zen master: Young one, you cannot make a triangle roll.

The engineer pulled out a Reuleaux Triangle from his pocket.

**Three**

Engineer: Master, the zen master next door had a stroke!

Zen master 2: Young one, everything that lives will die eventually. You are either live or die, embrace life

The engineer pulled out a Schrodinger's Cat.

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