**One**
Engineer: My heart is filled with depression
Zen master: Young man, your depression is trivial like a single line on a paper, there are still a lot of space you can fill the paper with.
The engineer drew a Peano curve.
**Two**
Engineer: Master, they say I am too edgy
Zen master: Young one, you cannot make a triangle roll.
The engineer pulled out a Reuleaux Triangle from his pocket.
**Three**
Engineer: Master, the zen master next door had a stroke!
Zen master 2: Young one, everything that lives will die eventually. You are either live or die, embrace life
The engineer pulled out a Schrodinger's Cat.
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