Dead Cat

A rich businessman goes on holiday .While he is away his butler sends him a message saying “Cats dead”.

Distraught at the death of his beloved pet the man returns home and berates the butler for being so callous.

“You should break bad news gently” says the businessman .“If I had been telling you that the cat was dead I’d have written ,”The cat is on the roof and can’t get down”

A few hours later I’d have written “the cat’s fallen off the roof and is badly hurt “

A while later I’d have sent another message saying “The cat has sadly passed away “

“Very good sir “ says the butler “I will remember that in future”



The business man resumes his trip ,books into the hotel and finds that the butler has left him another message,it says

“your mother is on the roof and can’t get down………”