A cat walked into a chinese restaurant.
I ordered special #4.
Cat Jokes
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if...
My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed...
I guess she's clawstrophobic.
What Should I Do Today?
Eat A Bomb?Nuke A Toaster?Ride Nyan Cat Into Sp...
Meow
What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies...
I went to a library...
and asked the librarian if they had a book on P...
My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret...
...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag.
I think my cat is a communist.
He keeps saying "Mao"
What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?"
None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.
Two cats crossing a river
Two cats are swimming across a river.
Only one ...
Kill the cat on the first night
A man and woman got married and enter their hot...
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
That's it. That's the joke.
What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
So...
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at...
There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL!
The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs.
You Get What You Pay For
A woman went out to her yard one morning and fo...
My wife got up in the middle of the night and kicked the cat.
Because it's black.
What do you feed an invisible cat?
Evaporated Milk.
Seven cats
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 ca...
If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home...
I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper doo...
Little bill came in from recess
Little billy came from recess where he was gree...
Little bill came in from recess
Little billy came from recess where he was gree...
How do you know a cat is ready to leave?
He makes a fe-line for the door.