Jimmy ran over Miss Jane's cat with his car.

Jimmy felt terrible and went to Miss Jane and said, "I have run over your cat, I feel terrible, can I replace your cat for you?"

Miss Jane replied, "Well I don't know, how are you at catching mice?"

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