[Dadjoke] A man walks into a gun shop to buy a gun, the owner shows the man a beautiful 6 shot Smith and Wesson revolver, the customer says no thanks I need a 9 shot.....

'I am going to...

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy...

When my Great...

Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass.

Why did the dish...

Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Under Arrest

Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement? A: The...

Where Pets Came From

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us...

Q: What does a...

Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow.

When Cats Go...

The military may have invented the Internet, but not all government schemes...

6 Inches

So there's this fish. He's swimming in a pond when he looks up and sees this...

There was once a...

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the...

Nancy and the...

Little Nancy is digging a hole in the back yard when her neighbor looks over...