The teacher notices Jimmy brought his cat to school today
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Cat Jokes
Cats & Movies
What did the cat do when he didn't want to watc...
A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat
She says, "It rings a bell but I can't be certa...
How do you make a cat go "woof!"
Pour lighter fluid on it and set it ablaze... "...
Cowboy shoes
Roy the cowboy had just bought some new boots. ...
A man walks into a bar with his dog and cat.
Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
The dog ...
Horrible animal jokes inside.
How do you get a dog to sound like a cat? Stick...
My cat was looking for a place to sleep today,
all she kneaded was my lap.
My cat has been destroying my Nativity scene for over an hour...
I guess he's in de-creche mode.
Jimmy leaves for school today!
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
I called my friend at 2 in the afternoon and...
he answered the phone groggily, so I asked if h...
What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?
Mad Manx: Furry Road
I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming...
But he keeps complaining about a `NullLaserPoin...
what does a cat enjoy in a hot day
mice-cream
Jimmy Answer to his Teacher
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Why was the neighbor mad at the Mars rover speeding around her neighborhood?
Because Curiosity killed her cat
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
Put it in dry ice for a day, stick it on a band...
You guy want to hear a joke about a cat?
Nah. I'm just kitten.
So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse...
If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation i...
Anyone hungry?
I read there's some leftover cat.
THE CAT AND THE LAB
A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veter...
My cat sleeps on the refrigerator...
I get to see her every 30 min
We Made a Smoothie with Snowballs
RIP Snowballs, the best cat I've ever owned.
An African-American cat crossed my path today...
It told me that I could stop censoring myself b...
I went to the library and asked if they had any books on Schrödinger's cat and Pavlov's dog.
The librarian said that they may or may not hav...