Bernie Sanders walks into a college bar on Friday Night....

One of his aides turns off the music, another calls for the attention of the young crowd.

Bernie nervously coughs for 3 or so minutes, fumbling with his notes. He licks his lips and begins to speak about alcohol inequality, and the alcohol rich and the alcohol 99%. One of the kids waaaaay in the back speaks up quickly.

>Mr. Sanders are you going to buy us all a drink now?

The crowd laughs.

Bernie squints at the Kid and licks his lips quickly and says "No, if you vote for me I will make the fat cat Bar Owner redistribute his alcohol to you. Under this system alcohol will now be free."

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