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You see there once was this old man who went t...
Cat Jokes
The more you run over a dead cat the flatter...
The more you run over a dead cat the flatter i...
Cat joke
what does a cat put on itself when it has a
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Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?
Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat...
Dead Fish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole...
Tough Mice
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty ro...
Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the ...
Advise From Kids
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Pat...
Yodad
you so dumb you spell cat
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More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it b...
Redneck quickies 2
You might be a redneck if...
Your home has m...
Cat Shooter
A mother is making soup. She turns to get a b...
Why I Never Married
Tired of being asked why she never married, an...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate...
The fireman and the cat
one day a fireman was working on his truck whe...
Things men wish women knew part 1
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up p...
Lucky Saucer
A famous art collector is walking through the ...
Ever Wonder?
EVER WONDER.....
...why the sun lightens our...
Ripoff Vet Bills
A man is walking his dog when the dog suddenly...
Cat On A Hot Tin Roo
A man left his cat with his brother while he w...
Cowboy Wisdom
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing...
Why do women like cats?
I've never understood why women love cats.Cats...
Atlanta Man in New Y
A man from Atlanta moved to New York.As he wan...
Cat Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with...