Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

Cat food!


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Very expensive Barbie Doll!


A man was driving home one evening and realize...

Learned From Kids


1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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Another Kitty Pill


INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL1) Pic...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

Definitions from Kids


Science definitions from Kids...


H2O is hot ...

Work Excuses


Need an excuse for not going to work?


Please...

Signs You've Had Enough to Drink


- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
...

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

�Es usted bien paraguayo?


�Es usted bien paraguayo?


Ud. es un paraguay...

Cat Quotes


Do not meddle in the affairs of cats,for they ...

If someone with multiple personalities


If someone with multiple personalities threate...

Three very tough mice


Three rats are sitting at the bar talking brag...

Signs That You are Truely Drunk


You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You...

Seattle Thanksgiving Day


SEATTLE'S TURKEY DAY ETIQUETTE It's been 145 y...

Knock Knock 166


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata!
Sonata who...

Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat


Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Eat r...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

The Dead Dog


There was a lady, who had a dog that she loved...

How to give your Cat a Pill.


1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...

Guy's - Don't Do This On A Date


There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here ar...

Red wagon


Little Jane was sitting in her red wagon with ...

The cat diet!


CAT MIRACLE DIET: Most diets fail because we a...

A POEM FOR MOMS AND DADS


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity ...

Cat joke


what does a cat put on itself when it has a
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