What did Hitler's cat think of the Holocaust?
It was purrfect.
Cat Jokes
The priest and half a lemon
There was once a priest who went to see the wor...
Cat with mental disorder
The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for havi...
How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?
By thinking outside the box
BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet
Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered...
Could Cat Stevens beat Wolf Blitzer?
No, but Tiger Woods
Lies
A clergyman was walking down the street and bef...
I've always been a dog person, but I have never had a close friend that was a cat person.
I just find that cats taste too gamy.
A guy goes to a supermarket to buy food...
A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier a...
Schrodinger's Cat is depressed
Cat: No one came to my birthday party/funeral
I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning
Now she won't shut up about him!
What's the difference between a cat and a period?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a p...
Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?
I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.
The most contrived joke that I know
A bloke called Roy was walking through the jun...
Three Escaped Prisoners
Three men - who were not the brightest of indiv...
Man buys a cat, finds out cat is fake.
It's the cats name...
Ba dum dun... Tsi!
Tha...
I just gave my cat some 7UP.
Now he's got 16 lives.
What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?
You rub them the wrong way
News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
Edit:...
The man and the cat
There once was a man who hated his wife's cat. ...
Why wasn't the cat moving?
It was on paws
Cinderella was now 95 years old....
Cinderella was now 95 years old.
After a fulfi...
A cup of tea regularly had to walk along a long road to get to her work.
Every day, some shrubbery on the side of that p...
Im in a band called "Missing Cat"
You've probably seen our posters...
Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year olds.
Miss Bishop was teaching her class of 6-year ol...