There once was a man who hated his wife's cat.
One day he decided to get rid of it so he grabbed the cat and drove 5 miles away.
He got back home and to his surprise the cat was home before him.
Not wanting to give up, he picked the cat up again and drove 25 miles away
Again he returned home just to see the cat there before him again.
"THAT'S IT!" Exclaimed the man.
He grabbed the cat again and drove 50 miles away going through many back roads in the country and dropped the cat off in the middle of nowhere.
Hours passed by.
The wife received a call by the husband.
"Honey is the cat there yet?"
"Yes, why?"
"Can you put him on the phone? I need directions back home..."
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