It's cup final day and three boys in the class want to go home early to watch the match.
The teacher decides to hold a spelling bee and allow the boys who spell their words correctly to leave school for the day to see their team.
Tommy, spell dog for me please.
Easy sir, D-O-G.
Very good Tommy, off you go. Martin, spell cat for me please.
Simple, sir. C-A-T.
Very good Martin, off you go, enjoy the game.
Thank you sir!
Ahmed I would like you to spell racial discrimination.
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