The Funny Cat
A boy named John was moving away somewhere far ...
Cat Jokes
Salmon Chanted Evening
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrup...
Scaredy-Cat
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the b...
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Can You Decipher This Phrase?
cat cat cat ca...
Cat
Can you decipher this phrase?
cat cat cat ca...
50 Ways to Get Off Work Early
Here are some excuses...
1. My kids are lock...
I'm A Cheetah!
Mr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, wa...
Catty
One day a cat was being trapped be a evil dog. ...
Cat, Rat, and (Dog)
Two mice were waiting for the right time to get...
Dandelion
A fashionably dressed big cat (dandy lion)
The President and the Cat
Did you hear the one about when the Great Reces...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
I didn't know you had ...
My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and dump them in the river.
I did it, but it broke my heart. I quite liked ...
I'm eating that p*ssy
Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school...
Why did the cowboy orphan cat limp into the bar?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw.
Sentence from a schoolboy's weekly composition class essay - "My cat just had seven kittens. They are all communists". Sentence from same boy's composition the following week...
- "My cat's seven kittens are all capitalists"...
My wife is leaving me because of my mental illness.
At least thats what the cat told me.
Peety the Dog
A man's best friend, Peety the dog, is old and ...
Why did the dumb cat slip and fall from the roof?
Because μ = 0
A teacher is giving her kindergarten class a spelling test.
She asks a boy named Paul to spell the first wo...
A man brings his cat....
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He liv...
The teacher asked little Johnny a question...
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 ca...
How do say farewell to a cat?
You ask him to have a mice day.
A cat can read the hands of a clock to know when it's nap time.
It's nap time when the hours-hand is shorter th...