Cat's Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with ...
Cat Jokes
Blonde Stupidity
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were on the...
T-Shirt Messages I
I can only please one person per day. Today is ...
Sage Advice
Confucius say...
~He who value skin doe...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sl...
The Older Lady
Two older women were picking up a third friend ...
What Children Say
After preschool the road of life keeps getting ...
Cats
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats...
Cats II
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eigh...
Stuttering Cat
A teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th grad...
Aesop
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop
Aesop who?
A...
Irishman
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The parish pr...
How Long is a Cat?
Why do cats raise their tails when you stroke t...
Weird Facts
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th...
Picture Contest
A lady named Annala had 4 children.
They didn'...
Baked Beans
Baked Beans
One of the matrons of the churc...
Redneck: Cat
You might be a redneck if you constantly call t...
Letter to Bill Gates
Blond's Letter to Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill G...
Q & A
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomat...
Animal Sounds
A group of young children was sitting in a circ...
Dating Hints For Gentlemen
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Accept
"If you do settle in the South and bear childre...
I'm Feline Good
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To ...
Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudde...
Cat Scratch
A guy was having trouble with his cat.
His c...