A man's best friend, Peety the dog, is old and isn't feeling well so he takes him to the vet. The vet looks the dog over and tells the man that there's nothing much they can do for Peety. The man explains how long he and Peety have been together and how much the dog means to him and asks the vet if there's anything else he can do for the dog. So the vet brings in a cat, who walks around and checks Peety out and finally looks up the vet and just shakes his head, and Peety passes away. A month later the man gets his bill from the vet for $350 and he asks the vet, how come the bill is so much. Whenever you've treated Peety before, the bill was only $50. Why was it so much this time. The vet explains that his bill was only $50; the cat scan cost $300.
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