A guy was having trouble with his cat.
His cat would always scratch the sofa but never the scratching post.
One day the guy got an idea; he bought a new couch and replaced the scratching post with the old couch hoping this would solve his problem, but his cat just began scratching the new sofa.
Then another idea hit him - he got some clay and got to work.
Scratching post - $57
New sofa - $299
Clay - $9
Understanding your cat likes to scratch your face more than he likes to scratch the couch - priceless.
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