Animal Sounds

A group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."

"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."

"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
"Errr..it goes.. click!"

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