Cat or Wig? Brunette or Blond?
A blond goes up to a brunette that's wearing a ...
Cat Jokes
A Cat's Tail
Where do cats go to find their tail?
T...
The Perfect Pet
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner ...
What Do You Call?... 2
A man who digs?
Doug!
A man who doesn't dig...
Fairy Tales
1 JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a li...
No Leggers
What you call a man with no arms and no legs at...
Questions of the Universe
Why are there flotation devices under plane sea...
Women and Cats
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats...
Voices
A mother was reading a book about animals to he...
The Cat Family
Teacher: Can you name four animals of the cat f...
Cats Game
Q: What is a cat's favorite game?
A: Go Fish!
Chasing a Cat
What do you call an elephant chasing a cat? Dep...
Laws of Feline Physics I
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to ...
Laws of Feline Physics II
Laws of Feline Physics II
Law of Dinner Tabl...
Laws of Feline Physics III
Laws of Feline Physics III
Law of Cat Embarr...
Nightmare Mice
Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day...
Another Blonde
The blonde arrived at work, looking very bleary...
Funny Bumper Stickers
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a c...
You Couldn't Make It Up
The following is from the British paper, the Su...
Product Warnings
Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products
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Cat Name
After picking up food for his daughter's cat, G...
Steve Wright II
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was...
New Pet Device
I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box mark...
Student Errors (Sic) IV
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to...
Lapping It Up!
In front of a delicatessen, an art connoisseur ...