Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

Mee-ow!

If there are 12 cats on a fence and 1 cat jumps...

To be a Good Dog..

Dear God:

Let me give you a list of just som...

Cats On The Phone

What did the cat say to the other cat on the ph...

Cat Exercise

What is a cat's favourite exercise?

Puss-Ups!

Truths of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:...

A Few Good Questions I've Heard

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens ou...

Cartoon Laws of Physics

Cartoon Laws of Physics
Cartoon Law I Any body...

Milk

CAT 1- So how'd that milk drinking contest go?
...

You Might be a Redneck If...

You might be a redneck if you list your dog or ...

BORED

1. Stand perfectly still at the front window un...

Cat's Tail

Mom (Reprimandingly): Julia! How many times mus...

Excuses- Part 1

Here are some excuses for if someone asks you t...

Cat on the Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he we...

Signs that You are Drunk

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Y...

Ugly Baby

I was soooo ugly when I was born that my mum go...

Looking For Love

There was a girl named Rachel. She had a cat na...

Cats

Q: Why are cats similar to sentences?

A: A c...

A Man and His Love

A man and his love had a terrible spat:
She sc...

Computer

What is a cat's favorite part of the computer?
...

Things the Felines Have Taught Me

1) The couch is not mine.
2) No matter how muc...

I've Learned That...

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in Corpora...

Puppy Photos

Photographing a new puppy isn't as easy as it m...

International Weird Laws

A dumb list for dumb laws:

Australia
1. Chi...

Absurd Inventions

Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? ...

Tongue Twister

Say this out loud:

this is a cat
is is a c...