Two Robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
"I'm rea...
Cat Jokes
Cat Dictionary
A cat's dictionary.
Purring: Sound of a cat ...
A Mouse Story
A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the w...
Advice From Kids
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Pa...
Top 10 signs your family is stressed
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun...
Well that's no good
All lazy peoples' slogan must be "The early bir...
Cat Commendments
Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy ...
Smart Child
A mother was reading a book about animals to he...
Defining Teenagers
A Teenager is...
A person who can't remembe...
The Universal Grade Change Form
To: Professor _______________
From: __________...
A Cat and Elephant
What did the cat say to the elephant?
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How to Easily Clean a Cat
How To Easily Clean A Cat
1. Thoroughly c...
Oops! Sorry, Mom!
One night, a man and his wife decide to go out ...
Kicking
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning...
The Cat Who Could
One day a cat comes walking by meowing, "I can'...
Quiz for Blonds
Name:_________
1. Finish this pattern: a,_,c...
Very Foreign Expressions
Winners of a New York Magazine contest who were...
Job Descriptions
An adult is a person who has stopped growing at...
Innocent Giving
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 i...
Good Cat'lic
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Stree...
What Is A Cat And A Dog?
What is a cat?
1. Cats do what they want. ...
Tommy Tomcat
Tired of having to stare at the luscious young ...
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,...
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all...
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of yo...
Daughter's Birthday
Ralph was one his way home from work on night, ...