Say this out loud:
this is a cat
is is a cat
how is a cat
to is a cat
keep is a cat
a is a cat
dumbass is a cat
busy is a cat
for is a cat
forty is a cat
seconds is a cat
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now read only the first word of each line!!
THIS is a cat
IS is a cat
HOW is a cat
TO is a cat
KEEP is a cat
A is a cat
DUMBASS is a cat
BUSY is a cat
FOR is a cat
FORTY is a cat
SECONDS is a cat
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