100,000 Miles


A blonde is trying to sell her car, but with no luck, for her
car has been through 100,000 Miles. One day a passing brunnete
helps her. She says, "If you really want to sell your car" she
says, handing the blonde a piece of paper "Then go to this
address, it's a car repair shop. Tell the guy I sent you and get
him to turn the miles on your car back to 50,000 miles. That
should make it easier to sell."


Well, a week after that, the brunnete saw the blonde driving in
the same car. "Didn't you sell the car?" she asked the blonde.
She replied, "Why should I? The car only has 50,000 miles on it."

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