Redneck Defined


You're probably a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork.


More than one living relative is named after a southern Civil War general.


You've ever used lard in bed.


Your home has more miles on it than your car.


The primary color of your car is "bond�.


A ceiling fan has ever ruined your hairdo.


You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

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