Three young boys were sitting on the sidewalk one day looking at (3) cars across the street. One of them said;when I grow up I want to be a doctor so I can make lots of money and buy myself a car just like that red corvette. Second boy replied; when I grow up I want to be a lawyer and make more money, so I can buy myself a car just like that black mercedes.Third boy said; you are both crazy.When I grow up I want to have HAIR ALL OVER MY BODY!The other(2) boys looked puzzled and asked why? Third boy replied; well my sister only has a little patch right between her legs, and she owns all (3) of those cars.
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