Locked Car I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help? I asked. She replied, I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this? Hmmm, I dunno, she replied. Do you have an alarm too? I asked. No, just this remote thingy, she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk.
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