Business Jokes

Business Jokes

If a straight line fit


If a straight line fit is required, obtain onl...

Confiscated PC.


For anyone else who keeps records of the trash...

Enough research will tend to


Enough research will tend to support your theo...

Tact is the art of


Tact is the art of convincing people that they...

Drew's Law of Highway Biology:


Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug ...

The more things change, the


The more things change, the more they stay ins...

A consultant is an ordinary


A consultant is an ordinary person a long way ...

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.


Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

Bonafede's Revelation: The conventional


Bonafede's Revelation: The conventional wisdo...

Asking dumb questions is easier


Asking dumb questions is easier than correctin...

Free time which unexpectedly becomes


Free time which unexpectedly becomes available...

It's Not My Job!


It's Not My Job!

DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit


DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the ...

You're in big trouble


I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN....

There is a coherent plan


There is a coherent plan in the universe, thou...

An American automobile company and


An American automobile company and a Japanese ...

Ambition is a poor excuse


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense...

When a politician gets an


When a politician gets an idea, he usually get...

The more you run over


The more you run over a cat, the flatter it ge...

I knocked several times, but


I knocked several times, but you weren't in. ...

Bungee Jumping in Mexico


Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says...

You can observe a lot


You can observe a lot just by watching.

If at first you don't


If at first you don't succeed, your successor ...

Creativity is no substitute for


Creativity is no substitute for knowing what y...

Mere unassisted merit advances slowly,


Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it a...