Business Jokes

Business Jokes

Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower


Putts-Brooks Law: Adding manpower to a late t...

Get a life


Your so poor,when i rang the doorbell.


You s...

Boldly going forward because we


Boldly going forward because we cannot find re...

Must help the wife


Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front ...

There is never time to


There is never time to do it right, but there'...

You can't outtalk a man


You can't outtalk a man who knows what he's ta...

The severity of the itch


The severity of the itch is inversely proporti...

The least experienced fisherman always


The least experienced fisherman always catches...

Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level


Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unem...

Cow Economy


TRADITIONAL CORPORATION


You have two cows. ...

The worse your line is


The worse your line is tangled, the better is ...

It is impossible to build


It is impossible to build a foolproof system, ...

Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant


Seisline prayer: O Lord, grant that we may alw...

If you see a man


If you see a man approaching you with the obvi...

It just doesn't get any


It just doesn't get any Beta than this.

Instruction Booklet Governing Principle:


Instruction Booklet Governing Principle: Inst...

If you are asked to


If you are asked to join a parade, don't march...

Gordon's Object Lifespan Theorem:


Gordon's Object Lifespan Theorem: No matter t...

Schemmer's Law (Organization & Programs):


Schemmer's Law (Organization & Programs): ...

A Walking Economy


This guy is walking with his friend. He says t...

Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the


Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experien...

He who shouts the loudest


He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

Tom had this problem of


Tom had this problem of getting up late in the...

Hubbard's Law: Don't take


Hubbard's Law: Don't take life too seriously;...

Producing a system from a


Producing a system from a specification is lik...